1. Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!!, Jimmy Kanda, Jimmy Kagetora⭕, Mr. Quu Quu Tanizaki Naoki Toyonaka Dolphin (12:16 Gurumakakari) Masaaki Mochizuki, Dragon Kid, Kzy❌, Big R Shimizu
2. Akira Tozawa, Shingo Takagi⭕ (12:13 MADE IN JAPAN) Yosuke♡Santa Maria❌, El Lindaman
3. Jimmy Susumu, Ryo “Jimmy” Saito⭕ (9:49 Double Cross) Naruki Doi, Problem Dragon❌
4. CIMA⭕, Gamma, Don Fujii, Punch Tominaga (18:46 Meteora) T-Hawk❌, U-T, Kotoka, Flamita
5. Open the Twin Gate Championship Match: Masato Yoshino, Shachihoko BOY⭕ (25:02 Modified Front Cradle) YAMATO, Cyber Kong❌
*YAMAKong fail in their 1st defense, The Amigo Tag become the 36th champion team
6. Open the Dream Gate Championship Match: BxB Hulk (26:26 First Flash) Uhaa Nation
The contract signing for the main event was held at the start of the show. Nation talked about losing to Ricochet in his first attempt on the Dream Gate. He wouldn’t fail this time. Tozawa translated to Hulk, and for once didn’t add any superfluous information. Hulk was grateful for this. Hulk said that Nation was quite possibly the strongest opponent he has ever faced. But, that is what champions do. Face and slay the most formidable of foes. He would do that tonight.
PT made a random appearance after the opener. He received a Shot-put Slam and quickly made a random disappearance.
Saito appealed to Doi after their match. He brought up Doi shoving down CIMA yesterday. Perhaps he was at odds with the other MB members? If so, maybe he could do the same thing to Don Fujii in an effort to knock some sense into him. Doi said that the whole thing yesterday stemmed from CIMA getting beat. Fujii wasn’t beaten at anything. He wasn’t at odds with anyone. However, he yelled at Problem Dragon for losing so frequently. He told him to get his act together, before storming off.
CIMA fired back at Doi with his win over T-Hawk. He said that people were starting to take him for granted. Particularly the Millenials. He can beat them any time he wants. Doi should consider this his response to the shove from yesterday. He put everyone on notice. The roster, anyone backstage, every fan in attendance, and everyone watching the broadcast. Anyone who comes at him will be bitten.
Shachi celebrated his big win, to a thunderous chant from the fans. This was the same place he won the Triangle Gate 3 years ago. He couldn’t put into words how happy he was that he could do this with his best friend. He would go so far as to say this is the happiest moment of his life. Yoshino was moved to tears. He praised Shachi, Tozawa, & Takagi for carrying the MONSTER EXPRESS banner while he was out and the foreign contingent was away. It’s been a long 15 years since he first met his amigo. They have walked down different roads to get here, but today they stand together as both amigos and as champions. Shachi said that as long as you persevere and don’t let go of your dreams, you will see them come true. He knows he will face his toughest battles as champion, but he will fight hard and never give up.
Nation thanked Hulk for the great fight. He thanked Tozawa for all he has done for him. But, he had a serious announcement to make. Tonight was his last match with DRAGON GATE. It was time for him to move on to the next stage of his career. But, no matter where his career takes him, DG and Kobe will be his home. Tozawa called out the roster to say goodbye.
MAD BLANKEY made an appearance, rare for the incumbent heel unit to do for things like this. Doi said that he wasn’t sure where Nation was headed, but his overwhelming power and his pro wrestling skills will make any target too easy. Cyber simply said “Goodbye”. YAMATO said he was the best. Gamma said “See you”. Problem Dragon gave him a Japanese goodbye, his trademark “Ja na!”. PT thanked him. Fujii said “I am Don Fujii. Goodbye.”. CIMA said he respected him, and wished him good luck. They shared an embrace while CIMA openly wept.
The Jimmyz went next. Susumu said when he first met him, he was intimidated by his size. He was happy to find out he was in fact a super nice guy. He wished him all the best. Saito said that the DG family & fans would never forget him. Kanda said he doesn’t know any English, but hopes Uhaa does well. Kagetora had a lot of things he wanted to say, but sine he doesn’t know any English either, he simply told him he loved him and he would see him again soon. Tanizaki thanked him. Horiguchi fought back tears as he said goodbye.
The Millenials were up. Maria went first. She told Nation that she loved him, and gave him a passionate kiss….on the cheek. El Lindaman broke down crying as he said thank you. U-T recalled the times in the dojo, where Nation was always so nice to him. Kotoka talked about being the first opponent Nation faced in Japan. He took the match without knowing anything about him. When he walked out for the match, Kotoka was stricken with disbelief. He learned a lot training with him, and he would always be grateful. T-Hawk said “Thank you, my friend”.
Dia HEARTS were next. Shimizu talked about facing Nation in his debut match. He was hoping they would have had another singles match after he became BIG! R! Shimizu! Kzy called him a dear friend, and said goodbye. DK talked about their mutual respect, despite the massive size difference. He told him to never change. Mochizuki talked about him being 20 years younger. He knows wherever he goes, Nation will become the champion and be the best.
Next up was MONSTER. Takagi said today was simply amazing, He recalled their singles match from a few years ago, and said he hoped they could do it again some day. Yoshino said that between Shachi in the semi-final and now, this had turned into a big show of tears. He thanked Nation for fighting alongside him for the last year and a half. Shachi admitted he was the worst at English within the unit, therefore he had the least communication with him. Still, whenever Nation was seconding him he would lead “Shachi” chants. He would always remember their training sessions in the dojo. When it came time for Tozawa to say goodbye, the tears began to flow heavy. There was just so much between them, it was hard to do this. Despite his fearsome appearance, Nation was really the nicest guy. He was also a massive pervert. He would always love him, and nothing would ever change what they had as friend. They shared a long, tear filled hug. Hulk said
Everyone did the Too Easy pose for photos, and said their last goodbyes, as Uhaa Nation made his graduation from DRAGON GATE.
02/28/2015 Osaka, Osaka BODYMAKER COLOSSEUM #2 ~CHAMPION GATE in Osaka~ – 1600 Attendance
1. Super Shisa, Shachihoko BOY⭕ (10:17 Red Eighteen) Jimmy Kanda❌, Jimmy Kagetora
2. BxB Hulk (7:45 First Flash) Mr. Quu Quu Tanizaki Naoki Toyonaka Dolphin
3. Kotoka, Yosuke♡Santa Maria (5:10 No Contest) Gamma, Problem Dragon
4. T-Hawk, U-T, Kotoka⭕, Yosuke♡Santa Maria (12:08 Caldera) YAMATO, Don Fujii, Gamma, Problem Dragon❌
5. Masato Yoshino, Shingo Takagi, Uhaa Nation⭕ (12:11 Uhaa Combination) Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!!❌, Jimmy Susumu, Ryo “Jimmy” Saito
6. Open the Brave Gate Championship Match: Akira Tozawa (18:45 Package German Suplex Hold) Kzy
*Kzy fails in his 2nd defense, Tozawa becomes the 27th champion
7. Open the Triangle Gate Championship Match: Masaaki Mochizuki, Dragon Kid, Big R Shimizu⭕ (20:17 Shot-put Slam) Naruki Doi, CIMA❌, Cyber Kong
MAD BLANKEY interfered in match three, forcing the no contest. T-Hawk & U-T made the save. They figured since the next match was going to be another MB vs. Millenials tag, they may as well make it into an 8 man tag match.
Afterwards, T-Hawk celebrated the win for Kotoka. However, there was one last piece of the new look Millenials that would put them back in the unit war zone front lines. He called out the returning Flamita. Flamita gave a quick greeting to the fans. T-Hawk said it was time for the new Millenials to go on the attack.
Tozawa celebrated his first singles title win. He talked about how things haven’t gone the best for for him since World 2013 ended. However, he would never lose this title. He would be permanent champion. Anyone who thought they were brave enough to challenge him was welcome to try. This brought out Flamita. After some talk, and a brief appearance by Problem Dragon that lead to a Flam Fly and disappearance, it was decided they would face off in a title match in Sambo Hall on 3/24.
After he was pinned, Doi shoved down CIMA before storming back to the locker room.
Dia HEARTS closed things out with the usual variety show closing speech. DK asked Big how he felt about gaining a pinfall over CIMA so early in his career. Big said he didn’t care one way or the other. They talked for a bit, Hulk promised to take down Nation tomorrow, then Shimizu closed things out by saying the man who scored the decisive fall in the main event was BIG! R! SHIMIZU!
02/25/2015 Aichi, Tsushima Bunka Hall – 600 Attendance
1. YAMATO⭕, CIMA (15:13 Galleria) T-Hawk, U-T❌
2. Open the Owarai Gate Championship Match: Masaaki Mochizuki (8:40 Inside Cradle) Yosuke♡Santa Maria
*Maria wins the fan decision. 2nd defense
3. Masayo Yoshino, Uhaa Nation⭕ (12:11 Uhaa Combination) Jimmy Kanda, Jimmy Kagetora❌
4. Akira Tozawa, Shingo Takagi⭕ (12:28 MADE IN JAPAN) Naruki Doi, Gamma❌
5. BxB Hulk⭕, Dragon Kid, Kzy (18:00 First Flash) Ryo “Jimmy” Saito, Jimmy Susumu, Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!!❌
02/23/2015 Hyogo, Kobe Sambo Hall – 900 Attendance
0. Kotoka (5:48 Pin) Problem Dragon
1. Jimmy Susumu, Jimmy Kagetora⭕ (10:33 Gurumakakari) T-Hawk, El Lindaman❌
2. Ryo “Jimmy” Saito (7:32 Messenger) Super Shisa
3. Jimmy Kanda, Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!! (7:30 Inside Cradle) U-T, Yosuke♡Santa Maria
4. YAMATO⭕, Cyber Kong, Don Fujii (11:55 Galleria) Masato Yoshino, Shingo Takagi, Shachihoko BOY❌
5. Masaaki Mochizuki, Dragon Kid, Big R Shimizu⭕ (19:00 Shot-put Slam) Naruki Doi❌, CIMA, Gamma
6. Akira Tozawa⭕, Uhaa Nation (17:03 Package German Suplex Hold) BxB Hulk, Kzy❌
Yoshino addressed Shachi after their match. He talked about their upcoming Twin Gate challenge. Since he is returning from a long layoff, he isn’t quite at 100% yet. He will need Shachi to fight harder than ever if they are going to take the titles. Another performance like today, and they won’t win. He implored him to find it within himself to step his game up.
Mochizuki told Doi he was just introduced to the Shot-put Slam. A move that became quite famous while Doi was out. He will meet it again in their upcoming Triangle Gate match. CIMA said that by killing Doi with it today, they have turned him into a zombie. His new zombie powers will only serve to power him up. Furthermore, while Shimizu has an accomplished track record as a shot-put thrower, CIMA has experience as a discus thrower. He was so good at it he managed to place 16th out of 18 competitors when he was in middle school. He will take the time between now and their title match to develop the Discus-throw Suplex which he will then use to beat them. Shimizu was disinterested in the entire conversation. He knew he could beat anyone with his Shot-put Slam because he is BIG! R! SHIMIZU!
02/21/2015 Kyoto, KBS Hall – 900 Attendance
0. Problem Dragon (4:39 Worlds Fastest Neckbreaker Drop) U-T
1. T-Hawk, Kotoka⭕ (14:33 Caldera) Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!!❌, Jimmy Susumu
2. Cyber Kong (11:33 Pineapple Bomber) Shachihoko BOY
3. Ryo “Jimmy” Saito⭕, Jimmy Kanda, Jimmy Kagetora (15:41 Cradle Pin) CIMA, Gamma, Don Fujii❌
4. Masato Yoshino (5:33 Lightning Spiral) Yosuke♡Santa Maria
4. YAMATO, Naruki Doi⭕ (13:16 Bakatare Sliding Kick) Masaaki Mochizuki, Dragon Kid❌
5. Akira Tozawa⭕, Shingo Takagi, Uhaa Nation (19:49 Package German Suplex Hold) BxB Hulk, Kzy❌, Big R Shimizu
YAMATO joined in with Kong to put a beat down on Shachi after his match. YAMATO said that Kong was in peak condition, and they were waiting on Shachi to find a partner. But, they weren’t going to wait a million years. If he can’t find one he should just forfeit the shot. SPEED STAR hit, brining out Masato Yoshino! He said that a lot has happened while he was out recuperating. He announced his return to action. With Uhaa returning back in Korakuen, this puts Monster right back at the top of the unit power rankings. After some talk, it was decided that he would team with Shachi and the Amigo Tag Team would challenge YAMAKong in Osaka. It was quickly decided he would have a bonus return match after intermission.
Saito addressed Fujii before their match. He said Fujii wasn’t on the last house show tour, but he was always on his mind. He once again pleaded with him to return to the Don Fujii we all know he love. He asked him to stop with the paint, stop with the black & yellow outfit, and give up his rule breaking. Tonight they were in Kyoto, where you never know what was going to happen. He intended on makjg tonight’s big event the reformation of Don Fujii. After his win, he used it as proof that the new Fujii was inferior. He insisted he change back. Fujii totally blew him off. Saito vowed to not waver, and asked the fans to support him on his quest to get the old Fujii back.
02/15/2015 Shizuoka, Twin Messe Shizuoka – 550 Attendance
1. Masaaki Mochizuki⭕, Kzy (14:14 Twister) T-Hawk, El Lindaman❌
2. Cyber Kong (10:04 Pineapple Bomber) Kotoka
3. CIMA, Gamma⭕ (12:57 Gammasuke Clutch) Ryo “Jimmy” Saito, Jimmy Kagetora❌
4. YAMATO, Naruki Doi⭕ (12:52 Bakatare Sliding Kick) Jimmy Susumu, Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!!❌
5. Akira Tozawa, Shingo Takagi, Uhaa Nation⭕ (19:36 Uhaa Combination) BxB Hulk, Dragon Kid❌, Big R Shimizu
Tozawa promised the Shizuoka fans that he would be Brave Gate and Nation would be Dream Gate champion the next time they come to town. Takagi felt left out, so they decided he would go after the Owarai Gate for next time.
02/14/2015 Toyama, Takaoka Ecoeur – 600 Attendance
1. Masaaki Mochizuki, Big R Shimizu⭕ (12:38 Shot-put Slam) Jimmy Susumu, Jimmy Kagetora❌
2. Shingo Takagi (8:42 MADE IN JAPAN) Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!!
3. Akira Tozawa, Uhaa Nation⭕ (14:23 Uhaa Combination) CIMA, Gamma❌
4. BxB Hulk⭕, Kzy (14:44 First Flash) Ryo “Jimmy” Saito, Jimmy Kanda❌
5. YAMATO⭕, Naruki Doi, Cyber Kong (18:01 Galleria) T-Hawk, Kotoka, El Lindaman❌
02/11/2015 Ishikawa, Kanazawa Distribution Hall – 850 Attendance
1. Ryo “Jimmy” Saito⭕, Mr. Quu Quu Tanizaki Naoki Toyonaka Dolphin (15:00 Double Cross) CIMA, Problem Dragon❌
2. Open the Owarai Gate Championship Match: Yosuke♡Santa Maria (11:01 Pinned with one foot after an open hand slap) “Hollywood” Stalker Ichikawa
*1st defense for Maria via fan decision
3. Naruki Doi⭕, Don Fujii (15:14 Bakatare Sliding Kick) T-Hawk, U-T❌
4. Akira Tozawa, Uhaa Nation⭕ (14:35 Uhaa Combination) Jimmy Susumu, Jimmy Kanda❌
5. goBaaan Cup 6 Man Tag Team Match: BxB Hulk⭕, Masaaki Mochizuki, Kzy (18:52 First Flash) YAMATO, Cyber Kong, Punch Tominaga❌
Ichikawa challenged Maria to put up the Owarai Gate. She readily accepted. Ichikawa said that as he would soon be 40, he wanted a match that would be easy on his aging body. He proposed a slow motion match. The match progressed in that manner for a brief time, but Maria quickly ended the fun with a hard body slam.
02/08/2015 Hiroshima, Onomichi Town Hall – 800 Attendance
1. Kzy, Big R Shimizu⭕ (14:56 Shot-put Slam) Jimmy Susumu, Ryo “Jimmy” Saito❌
2. Jimmy Kagetora 2 Match Trial Series #2: Masaaki Mochizuki (13:17 Draw after double pinfall) Jimmy Kagetora
3. T-Hawk (12:04 Night Ride) Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!!
4. BxB Hulk⭕, Dragon Kid (15:41 La Magistral Cradle) Cyber Kong, Don Fujii❌
5. Akira Tozawa, Shingo Takagi, Shachihoko BOY, Uhaa Nation⭕ (20:08 Uhaa Combination) YAMATO, Naruki Doi, Gamma, Problem Dragon❌
CIMA suffered a rib injury in Shizuoka yesterday, so he was pulled from the show. Problem Dragon took his place in the main event.
02/07/2015 Shizuoka, Fujisan Messe – 600 Attendance
0. Shachihoko BOY (5:00 Time Limit Draw) Kotoka
1. YAMATO⭕, CIMA, Naruki Doi (16:30 Galleria) T-Hawk, U-T, El Lindaman❌
2. Cyber Kong (11:52 Pineapple Bomber) Yosuke♡Santa Maria
3. Jimmy Kagetora 2 Match Trial Series #1: Shingo Takagi (11:15 Taka no Tsume) Jimmy Kagetora
4. Akira Tozawa, Uhaa Nation⭕ (14:36 Uhaa Combination) Masaaki Mochizuki❌, Kzy
5. BxB Hulk, Dragon Kid, Big R Shimizu⭕ (21:45 Shot-put Slam) Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!!❌, Jimmy Susumu, Ryo “Jimmy” Saito
02/06/2015 Chiba. Chiba Port Arena ~Jimmy Kanda Homecoming~ – 550 Attendance
1. YAMATO, CIMA, Naruki Doi⭕ (13:13 Bakatare Sliding Kick) Shingo Takagi, Shachihoko BOY❌, Uhaa Nation
2. Akira Tozawa (10:54 Dead Lift German Suplex Hold) El Lindaman
3. T-Hawk (10:35 Night Ride) Don Fujii
4. Masaaki Mochizuki, Big R Shimizu⭕ (11:16 Shot-put Slam) Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!!, Jimmy Kagetora❌
5. Jimmy Susumu, Jimmy Kanda⭕, Ryo “Jimmy” Saito, Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!!, Jimmy Kagetora (19:42 Diving Elbow Drop) BxB Hulk, Masaaki Mochizuki, Dragon Kid❌, Kzy, Big R Shimizu
Mochizuki was still in a fighting mood after the semi-final. He challenged Horiguchi to join in on the main event and make it an all out war. Horiguchi agreed, since this was a homecoming party for Kanda. He hoped they could use the occasion to avenge the loss in the semi-final today and Susumus’ loss yesterday. He asked Kagetora if he was good to go. Kagetora was still feeling the effects of the Shot-put Slam and didn’t consent. The bell rang anyway, making the main event a 10 man tag.
Kanda credited the win to the support from the fans and the fighting spirit of his teammates. Saito in particular had praise for Horiguchi for fighting 2 matches in 1 day. Horiguchi agreed that he was pretty awesome, and encouraged the fans to clap for him. Horiguchi said the Jimmyz would fight hard in Shizuoka tomorrow and throughout the remaining series. The show closed out with a Jimmyz Train.
02/05/2015 Tokyo, Korakuen Hall – 1850 Attendance
0. Problem Dragon⭕, Punch Tominaga (6:18 World Famous High Speed Neckbreaker) Super Shisa❌, Kenichiro Arai
1. Jimmy Kanda, Jimmy Kagetora⭕, Mr. Quu Quu Tanizaki Naoki Toyonaka Dolphin (11:43 Gurumakakari) U-T❌, Yosuke♡Santa Maria, El Lindaman
2. Big R Shimizu (4:46 Shot-put Slam) K-ness
3. Shingo Takagi, Shachihoko BOY⭕ (11:08 Orion) Ryo “Jimmy” Saito, Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!!❌
4. Akira Tozawa, Uhaa Nation⭕ (11:55 Uhaa Combination) Cyber Kong, Don Fujii❌
5. 3 Way 6 Man Tag Team Match: YAMATO, CIMA, Gamma vs. T-Hawk, Eita, Kotoka vs. Masaaki Mochizuki, Dragon Kid, Kzy
-CIMA (25:54 Schwein Hold) Eita
-YAMATO (29:34 Galleria) Kzy
6. Open the Dream Gate Championship Match: BxB Hulk (33:35 First Flash) Jimmy Susumu
Hulk & Susumu had the contract signing for the main event at the start of the show. Susumu talked about Hulk being the first challenger to his own Dream Gate reign in 2006. He said that Hulk has grown into a formidable and impressive opponent since then. He will fight with all his might to take him down. Hulk talked about all member of Dia HEARTS holding championships. He wanted to gain revenge for that first Dream Gate title match today, and defeat his senpai.
Tozawa entered for match four without Dr. Muscle. Kong demanded to know his whereabouts. Tozawa said that due to various circumstances, the good doctor couldn’t make it. Thankfully he was able to find a replacement. He called out his partner, the returning Uhaa Nation!
Metal Warrior appeared midway through the semi-final. He struck Eita with the box to set up CIMA eliminating him. But, he followed up by hitting CIMA. He then appeared to support Dia HEARTS, and interfered on their behalf. In the end stage, he betrayed DH and set up the Galleria. He unmasked to reveal himself as Naruki Doi. He shook hands with the Doi Darts additions to the new MAD BLANKEY and announced he was ready comeback from his injuries. He promised to once again turn the entire landscape of DRAGON GATE upside down.
Susumu refused a handshake after the main event. He said to submit to a handshake now, would be to admit that he had fallen below Hulks’ level. He said next time, he will win. Then he will offer his hand. Hulk took this is a challenge for a rematch, and was ready to accept when Nation & Tozawa interrupted.
Nation got down to business and challenged Hulk to a title match. Tozawa translated, since no one in DH speaks any English. He said Uhaa was challenging to put up the Dream Gate. In the time he has been gone, DH formed. So he was planning to crush them, and end this wave of momentum Hulk was riding. Hulk noted that his translation was considerably longer than the original speech. Hulk brought up the proposed rematch with Susumu, but Tozawa blew him off. Nation was the next challenger. Furthermore, he was challenging Kzy to a Brave Gate title match! Susumu finally spoke up, taking exception to his rematch being put on ice. He argued with both Tozawa and Hulk.
At this point, MAD BLANKEY came out. Doi mocked Susumu for losing his rematch without even fighting. Things quickly degenerated into a chaotic scene with all the unit yelling over each other. Referee Yagi restored order, and set up a 4 Way 6 Man Tag for the March Korakuen between MB, the Jimmyz, DH, & MONSTER EXPRESS. Each unit was tasked with nominating a trio. Doi announced he would be returning to full time action starting tomorrow in Chiba, and that all the published cards to date will be the first things turned upside down. He also put DH on notice that MB would be coming for the Triangle Gate.
Backstage, Nation talked about failing on his bid for the Dream Gate against Ricochet last year. He has been coming to DG for three years and is yet to hold singles gold. This was his chance, and this is his time. He is going to take out Hulk and become the new champion, and it will be too easy.
DH were left to close things out. Kzy accepted the challenge from Tozawa. Mochizuki welcomed the challenge from MB, and took it upon himself to nominate PT and Problem Dragon. Shimizu demanded Doi be the final member, so he could give him the Shot-put Slam and pin him 1-2-3. Hulk finished out with the usual speech.
02/04/2015 Saitama, Kasukabe Fureai Cube – 750 Attendance
1. CIMA, Cyber Kong⭕ (16:01 Pineapple Bomber) Ryo “Jimmy” Saito, Jimmy Kagetora❌
2. Open the Owarai Gate Championship Match: Yosuke♡Santa Maria (9:11 Passionate Kiss) Jimmy Kanda
*Maria becomes the 20th champion via fan decision
3. Akira Tozawa⭕, Shingo Takagi (14:41 Dead Lift German Suplex Hold) YAMATO, Gamma❌
4. BxB Hulk⭕, Kzy (15:59 First Flash) Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!!❌, Jimmy Susumu
5. Masaaki Mochizuki, Dragon Kid, Big R Shimizu⭕ (18:21 Shot-put Slam) T-Hawk, U-T, El Lindaman❌
CIMA was exceptionally irritated with Saito today. He said he had a nose like the Shinkansen. He hated his hair, so he demanded he either cut it, or put it up in a hair match the next time they return to Kasukabe.
Maria demanded Candy put up the Owarai Gate. Kanda refused. Maria then offered him the choice of putting up the title or sharing a long kiss. The title match quickly began.
Mochizuki taunted the Millenials a bit, both for the loss today and what he was sure would be a loss tomorrow. His mood turned a bit playful. He considered trading DK to the Millenials for T-Hawk, since DK fit their vertically challenged unit concept. DK was apoplectic. He vehemently hated the Millenials, and he also wasn’t fond of the colour green…Mochizuki brought up that yesterday was his birthday, so he wished the tiny old man a happy birthday. He mentioned the Owarai Gate changing hands today, and demanded DK enter the division and bring the title to DH. Hulk & Shimizu took turns closing things out.
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